Solon

Well............
Since the honorable directors of SOLON CHABAD do not have the time to share the news of their good fortune with their family I will take the liberty of telling how Rosh Hashana was in Solon Ohio.
Night Number One:
Many people. Nice speech. Chazan did well.
Day Number One:
Many many people. Nice chazaning from both Chazans. Nice leining from both Leiners. Nice speech. No dogs!
Night Number Two:
Few people. Too few for Rabbi to speak. Nice meal. Nice guests.
Day Number Two:
Nice Chazaning. Many many but not as many people. Nice leining from both leiners and Chazaning from... Nice blowing from blower. Nice blessings from blessers. Nice washing from washers. And nice fishees. Oh yeah Nice speech (this mention is superfluous).
Night Number Three:
Nice Melavah "Malkha" (in Aramaic as opposed to Hebrew) with the Matriarch and Patriarch.
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